isn’t that sacrilegious?

father ramsperger:
      “body of christ.”
hmm, there’s something
a little off about this host
should probably ask
my teacher…
      “excuse me miss kyer
       these do not taste like
       hosts — normally do?”
miss kyer:
      “oh! I’m sorry! I forgot
       to tell the class, we had
       to substitute our regular
       church wafers with candy.
       I didn’t think any of you
      would mind!”
      “we wish you had warned
       us. i think too many of us
       feel a bit guilty eating
       candy instead of jesus’
maria cara:
      “marguerite, wake up! I
       can’t believe you fell asleep
       during liturgy again.”
      “shh, you don\’t need to be
       so loud, i was having the
       best dream about CANDY!”  

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